found this in the wreckage after the party friday night.
amanda, rhese, and jenny discovered they had psychic powers which allowed them to know exactly what the others gifted in that way were feeling. much celebration followed, which included them finding a blanket that amplified their powers, writing a manifesto (seen above), and attempting to convert me.
sadly, my lips refused to tingle (an apparently key sign of psychic powers), and i was regretfully regarded as a lost cause.
it must be noted that these powers did not carry over from drunkenness to sobriety, much to the dismay of the bearers of said gift.